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Burrito Shyt 

She’s burrito shyt, damn she’s a fine ahh Mexican

Burrito Abortion

Taking a dump whilst a female is on her period. Leaving behind a poop amassed with blood resembling one of life’s partisan issues… but brown.
“Sorry it took so long in there, I was passing a burrito abortion.”
Burrito Abortion by Brayden Moore December 7, 2025

Burrito Bitch

An individual who is unable to eat a 3 pound burrito in a single sitting.
Wow, me and my friends are going out to Mexica , and we have the burrito bitch with us.
Burrito Bitch by Lilly dog 69 December 12, 2025

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito 

The holy supreme of all burritos
I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex

Squeeze the burrito

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito 

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.