Skip to main content

pulling a briggs

when someone who has been fired continuously shows up to work
Dude, I got fired last week but I just kept showing up and now I'm rehired! Pulling a briggs actually worked bro - UP TOP!
by margaret12 December 28, 2020
mugGet the pulling a briggs mug.
Related Words
Briggy Brigg brigga brigger bridgy Bruggy brigget briggos Briggs Girls briggsy

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022
mugGet the benjamin johnathan briggery briggs mug.
An abomination of some sorts. This adjective is only used to describe men who have the best skibidi rizz in terms of ohio, fanum tax, and mewing. Also known as “gyat”
DANG BRO YOU GOT THAT MORTALI RIZZLER OHIO POOPOO PANTIES BIGGY SMALLS FANUM TAXER
by Sydney Mortali February 6, 2024
mugGet the Mortali rizzler ohio poopoo panties biggy smalls fanum taxer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email