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Brandon

A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.
by Slothbois stink February 6, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is not cool
by JewishMeister November 5, 2019
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Brandon

nicotine and weed addicted teenager whos addicted to fortnite
He is such a Brandon
by koolimgonenow May 29, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is daddy.
by IcedVulcan September 1, 2019
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Brandon

A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂
Omg is that a Brandon ahhhhh runnnnnnn
by Destini789 December 23, 2019
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Brandon

Oh, that’s Brandon.. he’s for the streets.
by BAM1218 June 24, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝
"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"
by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020
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