Brandon

A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.

Wow poor Brandon he smells like shit

by Slothbois stink February 6, 2017

Brandon

When a service member has sex with another service members spouse or girlfriend.

He was pulling a Brandon when he Russian Flashbanged the new private’s wife.

by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020

Brandon

nicotine and weed addicted teenager whos addicted to fortnite

He is such a Brandon

by koolimgonenow May 29, 2019

Brandon

an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.

how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.

by polanco222 November 13, 2017

Brandon

A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor

Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s

by Blackmanorwhiteman July 30, 2018

Brandon

A tall 6’2 man who is FOR THE STREETS!

Oh, that’s Brandon.. he’s for the streets.

by BAM1218 June 24, 2020

Brandon

Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!

It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed

by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018