Tom Brady

See "champion". Quarterback of the New England Patriots. He's not the most talented player to ever play in the NFL, but he knows how to win.

3 Superbowl rings. Tom Brady already has 3 more rings than Peyton Manning will ever have.

by J_breeze August 23, 2006

Brady Quinn

1. Another term for having to take a dump. This is based on the fact that when Brady Quinn was eventually drafted the first words he utered to the press were, "I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl!"

2. A nasty case of the shits after a long night of drinking also known as the Hershey squirts.

Man, you should have seen the size of the Brady Quinn I just dropped.

I was so hung over today. What made it worse was the fact that i had a horrible case of the Brady Quinns all day.

by The boat October 3, 2007

Lizzie Brady

Someone who is beyond description. Who is deserving of their own word and definition because of how absolutely phenomenal they are. Someone who is my absolute best friend and I never hope I have to go a day without. Beautiful, loving, genuine, and kind. The most amazing person I've ever met in my whole life and my twin. I'll love you til alcohol freezes and honey spoils. Forever.

Lizzie Brady is my best friend and twin.

person 1: omg you just donated a trillion dollars to cancer?!
person 2: omg she is so lizzie brady

by honey twin <3 May 25, 2009

brady bunched

had sex with multiple members of the same family

I totally brady bunched her, her sister, and her mom.

by bob spawn August 28, 2012

tom brady

an ok quarterback. hes got the best wide receivers in the league that catch passes anywhere and has a great running back. if he was on any other team he would have normal numbers at best. he is so overrated its not even funny...whoever says he is underrated is just plain stupid.

tom brady is underrated, don't you think so?

no are you stupid hes always on tv and is overrated,Peyton mannings still good without Marvin Harrison and Anthony Gonzalez

by Fahot December 30, 2007

Tom Brady

While in the process of taking a shit starting to jerk off using the shit as lube. Usually done by homosexuals.

Adam decided to do a pre-game Tom Brady before his soccer game.

by JayT12 January 31, 2010

Tom Brady

The faggot that doesn't deserve his rings.

"Hey you see that faggot?"
"Yea! Its Tom Brady!"

by Alaboof December 16, 2019