black lifeguard

Like a unicorn or Bigfoot a Black Lifeguard is an urban myth

They say a black lifeguard haunts these waters.

by Big Rob from PHX October 24, 2007

black-catting

To always try to trump someone else in a conversation.

An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."

by Shackleford Hurtmore November 4, 2012

the Black Parade

Originated from My Chemical Romance's album title and video clip "Welcome To The Black Parade", "the Black Parade" means "life after death" or "death" or anything similar to it. Therefore, the phrase "Join the Black Parade" means "to die".

"She joined the Black Parade last night"
Meaning: "She died last night"

"I wanna join the Black Parade"
Meaning: " I wanna die"

"See you in the Black Parade!"
Meaning: "See you in life after death!"

MCR rocks my world!! Give a cheer to all the broken!!

P/S: Gerard's smile is heavenly but Gerard's hair is fatal.
Anyway, he still got the good looks.

by heleyna-ardie-beena November 5, 2008

black tooth

The drink made famous by dimebag darrell, some crown royal and a splash of coke

"shit son give me a shot of some crown royal with a splash of coke, you know a fuckin black tooth"

by Mr Wiseman January 6, 2005

boot blacking

BDSM - Boot blacking is the, (predominately submissive), act of polishing someone's leather boots/shoes. The boot blacker may carry a kit with him/her to shine the leather, or they may use their own spit.

He has a boot blacking fetish.

by MistressAliDom July 25, 2017

black humour

humor that deals with unpleasant aspects of life in a bitter or ironic way

Black humour is when, for example, a man takes off his belt to hang himself, and his trousers fall down. Another example of black humour, "Suicide just isn't funny, no matter which way you slice it," is an effective satire at the way that suicide is treated in mainstream western culture, insinuating that attitudes towards suicide are even more morose or morbid than the act or mental condition leading to it.

by I.O.U. 68+1 June 11, 2006

Black trash

A term often used by upper class blacks for lower class blacks especally for gang bangers,drug sellers/users and habitual criminals etc.

He's black trash.

by The Fury 13 December 21, 2010