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The Behind the Music Presidency

Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.
-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!

-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!

-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
by sukadog March 20, 2011
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Beating behind the bush

Where has Harley gone?

Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.
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Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.
Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.
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There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.
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Can Get Behind That

Where you physically get behind the person. Not the Metaphor.
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Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"
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dude behind me right now

Dude behind me right now is ashy asl
(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo
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