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Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"
by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018
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Pompoms from behind

Fucking someone doggy style while someone is cheering you on cheerleader style
Jake: I heard Jessica is into pompoms from behind
Bucky: No way!
by AddisonIsGay July 23, 2025
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eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.
by Edgecs September 12, 2017
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There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.
by jak8012 July 24, 2018
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dude behind me right now

Dude behind me right now is ashy asl
(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo
by jjj777savage June 5, 2018
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Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

Derived from "The Wizard of Oz," while in the movie, the phrase is intended to mean "don't pay any attention to the wizard not being real," it has evolved into a more literal and deeper phrase in modern times.
The fundamental moral lesson of the "Wizard of Oz" is that you MUST follow, follow, follow the "yellow bricked road" to success with your friends who have no brains, no hearts and no courage. Follow the "yellow bricked road to success (the Emerald City) no matter the cost." The Emerald City representing "utopia" or an oasis like (based in illusion) paradise. Follow the road no matter what to the "Emerald City" and when you ultimately realize your entire journey has been for naught, for a lie, for a fake made up imaginary oasis, you are to remember most importantly of all to ""pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"" or "remember to forget that it's all been for a lie."

In the new movie 'Wicked' the entire plot relies on you following your programming and always remembering to forget that the Emerald City has always been fake, the wizard has never been real. Thus, the entirety of the plot is based on a lie and falls apart RAPIDLY if you don't remember to forget.
by SerenityJosh March 7, 2025
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