Basement Cat

A noun used to describe a person who is held captive as a sex slave in the basement.

I generally have to feed my basement cat from time to time because they get a little feisty.

by Dark_Wonder May 16, 2023

Progressive Bashment

Progressive Bashment
Is a form of verbal abuse where victims are subjected to a continual stream of relentless, irritating and pointless nagging. This is then shortly followed by the victim then bashing the abuser (parent, boss etc…) around the head with wet tea bags followed by half eaten apples.

People guilty of Progressive Bashment say:
“I don’t mean to go on but…” Then go on… and on...and on...
“I know I’ve said this already…” Then says it again…and again...
“I don’t mean to state the obvious but…” Then states the obvious, again and again...

by Fo-Shizzel October 22, 2008

Erens basement

A fucking basement that needs a frikking keeeey and that shit is the plot point of FUCKING THREE SEASONS OFFFFFF A AAAAAAAANNNNIIIIMMMMMEE

FUUUUUUUCK ERENS BASEMENT IT FRIGGIN CONTAINS SOME SHIT ABOUT HISTORY THAT NOWONE CARES ABOUT!!!!!

by AOOOOTTTT ISSSS WIEEEEEEERD November 19, 2018

Texan basement gremlin

A short older man or "Gremlin" hiding in your basement waiting for you to fall or get stuck so he can proceed to give you a Texas chilli bowl

Watch out when your at seth's place I think there might be a Texan basement gremlin in his house

by One single yike September 18, 2020

coming out of the basement

When a marijuana user reveals their habits to friends and family. Derived from the practice of smoking in the basement (can be seen on That 70's Show for example)

Guy: "I thought Kent was a super clean cut guy, who only drank?"
Girl: "Nah, dude. I heard that Kent's coming out of the basement. He bong rips on the daily!"
Guy: "Ohhh. So that's how he's always flying high."

by Ten Points to Ravenclaw November 29, 2018

Sleep in the basement

When a bald man stick his head up another man's ass and attempts to stay there for an extended period of time.

Dave was in town for a visit and Bart offered to let him sleep in the basement.

by The English Prick April 6, 2021

Basement Child

see nerd and goth

Please, Billy, leave the basement and experience sunlight a little.
Billy : Nooo, I'm in the middle of a l337 CS GAME YO!

by buttsex June 27, 2003