Analog Badet

The splashing of the asshole as a result of a large turd hitting the water while deficating.

I thought I was in trouble with no toilet paper, but then I gave myself a killer Analog Badet.

by Thehairycarrot April 19, 2022

Abigail Baden

Abigail Baden is a very interesting human, always saying bad things about her self when they actually aren't true. But honestly shes pretty cool.

Yo look its Abigail Baden the girl who thinks bad about herself

by YaBoiiiiEthan May 30, 2022

Kemi Badenoch

Unknown person who wants to be the Prime Minister, yet somehow still lost to the most incompetent person ever, Rishi Sunak.

Person 1: I hope Kemi Badenoch wins.
Person 2: Who the FUCK is Kemi Badenoch?
Person 1: An MP.
Person 2: Irrelevant.

by biggest scumbag August 11, 2022

Ryan bader

Someone who happens to be the easiest fight in sports or e sports. A person who encapsulates rookie and or novice abilities that happen to be easily expose. I.e. a Ryan Bader

I want the easiest fight in the division, give me Ryan bader. - Daniel Cormier

by The corrupt roaster October 7, 2023

Jose Baden

Jose Baden is a character from the hit game Identity V. He is the hottest survivor. Nobody can change my mind.

Edgar Valden: I want you Jose Baden
Jose Baden: Ok

by edjose February 8, 2024

Penn Badgley

Finest piece of American ass ever created

I have never been more jealous of a woman then of Elizabeth Lail-

Ur telling me this gyal got to have penn badgley AND shay mitchell??? Pureeeee greeedddd

Lets just say I completely get Love Quinn. That woulda been me asf if i EVER got a chance will someone with the face of Penn.

I woulda grabbed that man and neverrrr let go.

RIP Love
RIP Peach (fine ah mofo)
RIP Joe (you were too yummy for this world)

Anyone: *Mentions Penn Badgley*

The whole female population: *Foams at mouth*

by asscruncher September 15, 2025

to tette og ei badehette

Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.

Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.

by Elektroblaster2000 March 3, 2018