Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
by George Hughes 5000 January 16, 2011
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Bathroom Blank

This is a "mental blank" or period of time during bathing/showering where you cannot recall any details or memories. This can last from a few seconds to minutes. You can easily get taken out of the trance from loud noise. This appears to be more common among men according to a 12 year old from reddit though we cannot confirm this.
I had a bathroom blank so I used more water.
by Its everyday bro January 30, 2020
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No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Blanked

Man bra my mama blanked on me cuz ian clean my room
by Southlingo March 29, 2021
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Blanked

When someone blanked u, it means they aired u or they ignored u.
This usually means there pissed off with u or don’t wanna talk to u.
You: hey what’s the time ?
Friend: (says nothing)

When ur bending blanked or blanking someone u normally roll ur eyes go give a sign of no interest in what there saying.
by December 18, 2020
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Blanked

When someone blanked u, it means they aired u or they ignored u.
This usually means there pissed off with u or don’t wanna talk to u.
You: hey what’s the time ?
Friend: (says nothing)

When ur bending blanked or blanking someone u normally roll ur eyes go give a sign of no interest in what there saying.
by December 18, 2020
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Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.
Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
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