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wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.
JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.
by JTandKD June 25, 2009
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Wife Beater Course

A class or course so simple and passable that it's as easy as beating your wife.
Hey Bro, did how was ECON 101?

That class was literally a wife beater course my guy.
by Rom Tunde C*ck June 10, 2022
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Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.
Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!
by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010
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wife beater

Dan zimmermans favorite clothes. usually wore under two shirts sometimes a mothballed jacket. j
Dan dan zimmerman wo wo wo wo wife beater.
by kyle sb December 30, 2007
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can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time
Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"
by chants_UwU May 18, 2022
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wife-beater shirt

The term is slang for a sleeveless white T-shirt – the kind famously worn by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky and Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire. Its reputation comes from those wearing the shirts while engaged in domestic violence.
"Check out that due in the dingy wife-beater shirt."
by The Trash Man May 24, 2014
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Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.
Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
by Theinsultist May 16, 2014
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