I shoved a refrigerator up my ass
by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024

A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)
“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball”
by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"
Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say
Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball
by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

by ashibolob April 3, 2024

it’s a boring back and forth game filled with mindless plays and flopping. On top of all that it’s over hyped as hell, you’ll see one of the centers pull a decent dunk and then the whole nba fan base will go crazy about it for the next 6 days. The hype of basketball is way exaggerated and other sports are more worth while to watch.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 15, 2024

*Online conversation in which no one knows the other skin color*
Jamal : Man i want to eat and play watermelon basketball and kfc
Other man : yup , you're black
Jamal : Man i want to eat and play watermelon basketball and kfc
Other man : yup , you're black
by Ro0ul August 21, 2023
