A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)
“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball”
by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023
As I stopped for chowing down some KFC,there weren't no seats left, there were an array of basketball people out there man
by Suckhorn511 January 17, 2024
basketball people are criminals who like stealing and act a victim must be back and usually have big lips fast and long legs and balds if you see one of these "people" run they will rob you
by ILoveGodAndChrist December 19, 2023
using the Big Man bailout play to foul big men every possession and the Long distance spree to shoot threes with a pick and roll every possession which Jordan Thomas Cooper made.
by Coop Dupe June 08, 2023
1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.
Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"
by Aries of STARS May 09, 2007
Michael: Hey emma i’m going to go play basketball
Emma: Lets 1v1 in basketball and see who lasts longer
Emma: Lets 1v1 in basketball and see who lasts longer
by mikey699924 June 05, 2022
I have a Basketball
by Backwardscapgirl November 10, 2018