Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?
jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-
Jose: Australia
Jack: oh ok
jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-
Jose: Australia
Jack: oh ok
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Get the Australia mug.Australia is a fake country implanted in almost evryone's memories by the US Gouvernement. It's funny because how can people still belive in the 21st century that a country can be upside down! Come on, Isaac Newton invented gravity for something, people can't be upside down, they woulod just fal down into the Milkway. And also, it's a supposed land in which lives mythological animals called "Giraffes".
Friend 1: I don't know what fiction book should I buy today.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.
by Jacobo The Canadian June 11, 2019
Get the Australia mug.A country full of hard yakka and no one but bludgers in charge of it, doing nothing but cooking chooks on the barbie.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
by greatdane130065 August 28, 2017
Get the Australia mug.Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.
Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
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Get the Australia mug.Very hot athletic and cute, wherever he goes women and men flock him. The one and only true definition of a homo
by Max in Australia April 14, 2022
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Referring to outdated ideologies that contribute to discriminative and destructive behaviours, attitudes, beliefs, policies, systems and/or societal structures.
Referring to outdated ideologies that contribute to discriminative and destructive behaviours, attitudes, beliefs, policies, systems and/or societal structures.
First usage, Noun:
As recent as the 1950’s, Aboriginal people in Old Australia were not permitted to walk among society without a white person accompanying them unless they carried a license to do so.
Second usage, Adjective:
“that cowboy culture of misogyny and gaslighting is so Old Australia”
As recent as the 1950’s, Aboriginal people in Old Australia were not permitted to walk among society without a white person accompanying them unless they carried a license to do so.
Second usage, Adjective:
“that cowboy culture of misogyny and gaslighting is so Old Australia”
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