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asshole

A person who commonly says or does stupid things, often in the wrong context.
After they broke up he went out and celebrated. What an asshole!
by Bowslayer September 5, 2008
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assholes

people who pass unconstitutional laws that rape my rights like the assholes who invented property tax. No one has actually owned property in 100 years! If you don't pay your property tax (rent to assholes in washington) the government assholes take your property away, sell it to other assholes, and do something gay with the money. traitors and assholes alike!
the assholes who invented property tax are those fucking socialists the same assholes who gave us "temporary" income tax, fucking welfare, and allowed assholes in banks to invent money to lend but keep the real money profits. bank assholes who mismanage the imaginary money spread the loss around to people with jobs or assets and pocket the real money again. assholes.
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Asshole

Boys who try to touch places they shouldn't in a girl's body during the first date.
girl: '...so we kissed a little bit and everything was great and suddenly he was touching my boobs..."
friend: 'what an asshole!'
by grei_eba August 1, 2009
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asshole

a complete dick usually named Jordan or David
likes to think hes a playa but gots no game!
"dude did you see what that asshole did!"
'yeah i think his name is jordan/david'
by asianessandwhiteness August 22, 2009
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Asshole

Any person who tells you to go into google and type in the word your looking for to find the definition.
Type in asshole on google and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button, you'll find out what it means.
by TheFearI95 January 23, 2011
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asshole

1. A douchebag
2. The part of your body that makes you feel guilty when you get pleasure from touching it during masturbation
1. My boss is a complete asshole
2. help me /b/, does this make me gay?
by $chan March 13, 2009
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Asshole

Lucas. A lying, cheating, all around complete whore who deserves the worst.
"I hope that girl bites that asshole's tounge and he chokes on the blood."
by Laiiniee Powell January 6, 2008
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