5’8 1/2, beauty girl. Large and IN CHARGE. Has a cat named LUNA. HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED ME. Listen, I love this girl with all my life. She’s the most intelligent, smart, academically inclined, smart woman. Get yourself an Angela, oh wait, YOU CANT BC NO ONE LIKE HER EXISTS AND WILL EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET UNTIL 2029 (we are planning to have children then). They say your woman is your life.
Mine is my blood. My word is my blood, and my blood is my bond, and my bond is my word.
Mine is my blood. My word is my blood, and my blood is my bond, and my bond is my word.
Man 1 - “hey is that Angela H. walking by over there?”
Man 2 - “yeah she’s with that fucking genius Christian. Man he is so smart. I wish I could be like him. No one could ever be like him”
Man 2 - “yeah she’s with that fucking genius Christian. Man he is so smart. I wish I could be like him. No one could ever be like him”
by Angela’s Husband April 22, 2024
Get the Angela H.mug. 
Angela is a bitch who likes to talk about dirty things in science class. She's always hungry and likes Chinese people. You never want to be around a Angela because she is a bad influence.
by Yo grandfather November 21, 2021
Get the Angelamug. One that is a Total Bitch
Red haired- 2 faced - lying bitch
She will try to ruin your life
Claims to have your back though in fact Is only searching for a place to plunger a rusted jagged dagger.
Says they want nothing more than to be forever by your side & part of your life. Them completely ghosts you the very moment she sensed that you needed her most. Does not give a fuck about anyone or anything other than herself. If she’s happy then she’s happy. She. Does. Not. Give. A. Fuck. About. You.
Red haired- 2 faced - lying bitch
She will try to ruin your life
Claims to have your back though in fact Is only searching for a place to plunger a rusted jagged dagger.
Says they want nothing more than to be forever by your side & part of your life. Them completely ghosts you the very moment she sensed that you needed her most. Does not give a fuck about anyone or anything other than herself. If she’s happy then she’s happy. She. Does. Not. Give. A. Fuck. About. You.
by Succulent-Yes December 30, 2023
Get the Angelamug. hey, dumbie
i see you reading this yes you! searching your name again huh? psh. sucks to be you i guess.
i see you reading this yes you! searching your name again huh? psh. sucks to be you i guess.
angela is dumb
by Zeeki December 15, 2021
Get the angelamug. Bruh, you don’t wanna fuck with an Angela. She’ll mess you up. Loves “deez nuts” jokes, cats and has an addiction to Animal Crossing. If she’s telling you to listen, you should listen. She also really loves potatoes. Unless you’re Chris Evans, don’t bother flirting with her.
“Oh, that’s Angela. She’s gonna beat your ass.”
by mrtrevor December 10, 2021
Get the Angelamug.