allison

a fucking sexy ass bitch who can fucking be hot as fuck because she so fucking awesome

i want to fuck allison.

me : allison is hot as fuck

you: i know, such big bobs and but

by idiotsociety May 15, 2021

Allison

(This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.

*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.

Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.

by Rei Midoriya June 13, 2021

Allison

Bestest friend you’ll ever have never take her for granted

Damn bro allison is so cool and awesome she is invited to the diddy party

by Your Roman Empire September 26, 2024

Allison Acrobatics Team

The allison acrobatics team is a significant sports team consitsing of many jamie addisons stacked in top of eachtoher

Guys i love the Allison Acrobatics Team

by Starlice expret September 17, 2025

Allison

She is one of the best most important people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. She will always make you laugh and you will never have a dull moment together. She is one of the most beautiful people in the world but she would never realize it herself. If you have an Allison, you’re lucky.

Person one- Woah who’s that!?

Person two- That my friend, is Allison :)

by Dr. Doolittle the 7th December 24, 2025

Emo bitch Allison

that one girl who’s a friend of a friend so you have to hang out with her but she won’t talk to you because she’s too cool. She is really rich, and rude

that girl is so quiet and rude who is she
Oh that’s emo bitch Allison

by perry the platipussy November 22, 2021

Allison

Allison is yhe single most beautiful girl in the whole world! So very fucking smart she.makes college professors look like water boys mom! With awesome red hair and golden brown eyes, she stole your heart before you ever knew her name. One of kind spectacularly sorry not sorry. If your lucky enough to get close to one hang on. She pulls no punches and swings for the stars. Absolutely stunning in every way.

Did you see Allison?

No but I smell het!

by Bluedawg83 February 21, 2025