by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008
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by Masta Roshi February 4, 2010
Get the Acean mug.An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
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Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
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Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013
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The most beautiful and confident woman out there! Very popular and beloved and everything in between. Alannah Maries’ tend to be very sarcastic, so beware! But they’re secretly a softy and care about what you think!
by Annie-is-tired July 5, 2018
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