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Ninja AIDS

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Also known as the common cold. Named for the way it sneaks up on you without warning.
I woke up this morning with Ninja AIDS. I've felt like crap all day.
by Sheriff Lobo February 15, 2005
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Pokemon AIDS

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Also known as Poke-AIDS. A sinister computer virus that infects pokemon gameboy games when certain cheats are used. In the red, blue, and yellow versions, infection is caused by capturing a pokemon over lv 100, capturing misingnode, and possibly encountering misingnode at all. In gold, silver, and crystal versions, infection is caused by cloning pokemon in the PC by switching their locations to another box and then turning off the game before it is saved. The virus spends a long time after it activates where it just sits in your game, doing nothing, but if you link with someone their game gets it. Eventually it destroys ALL data it the game.
Just one case of Pokemon AIDS can spread to infect hundreds of games before anyone notices anything.
by Ebola&Bob January 24, 2008
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What could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear sex.
George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.

Mayo: No, what happened?

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
by silverlemur December 9, 2008
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Bag of AIDS

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A poor, unfortunate individual who is clearly just a bag of something unwanted and unpleasant.
Chris is such a Bag of AIDS, I feel very sorry for him, no wonder he hides in the shadows with his choad, waiting for the curtain to close.
by Stuie D November 13, 2012
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AIDS dick

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a dick infected with Acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS)
"Fuck you with an AIDS dick"

"Fuck this song with and AIDS dick"
by ????aids dick??? December 18, 2008
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AIDS baby

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1. A baby born with the HIV, because its mama had a smelly cooter.
2. A rich kid crying about something unimportant.
1. Tamiqua popped an AIDS baby out of her birth canal.
2. Ryan started crying like an AIDS baby after he got stabbed in the face.
by Ryan Guide October 23, 2007
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Aids Tiger

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an extremely large tiger that has aids. This tiger can travel at the speed of light and has the ability the leap oceans. These tigers pick out humans, rape them, and give them aids. The only defense against these tigers is to not wipe yourself after you produce feces. These tigers do not want to rape an unclean anus. There are only three known aids tigers in existence but they are hard and dangerous to track. There is a man who goes by KMFG, he is the only known to be attempting to hunt these tigers. The last time an aids tiger was seen was near Oxford, Ohio. Before that, a tiger was seen somewhere near Moscow in Russia. These tigers are dangerous and must be avoided.
"yo man I got aids"
"my good sir, i must ask how to come to acquire this disease."
"well good fellow, i was gardening and i heard something coming and I turned around and just that moment, I was being raped by a large tiger and apparently this tiger had aids"
"yo that was one of the aids tigers, some one was raped in china yesterday, they can travel at the speed of light"
"i do declare that this is dangerous"
"yes it is rather unfortunate that you got aids from being raped by a tiger."
by superdude88 November 28, 2009
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