Alyssa

When a woman locks her legs around a man during sex, causing him to impregnate her.

I wanted to trap him, so I Alyssa'd his ass.

by Rbndctnrysrnmbr12 November 25, 2016

Alyssa

Me

Guy one " who dat?"
Alyssa "are you talking about me?"
Guy two "nah he not."

by Alyssa😜69 November 29, 2018

Alyssa

Literally the best whale to ever be seen swimming the oceans. and seen stealing your food whenever you turn your head.

Wow, whos the fat one stealing all the food?
That there is Alyssa.

by Fish_Scientist April 4, 2021

Alyssa

Alyssa is a very insecure person she doesn’t like herself but loves this one boy. She falls head over heels in love with this one boy that she loves very much! Alyssa doesn’t realize how lucky she is to have things in her life but she soon will.

Boy: Alyssa is so beautiful

Alyssa: I’m so ugly....
Boy: (walks to Alyssa) will you go out with me?
Alyssa: YES!!!!
1 month later...
Boy: This isn’t working out sorry
Alyssa: Oh ok.....

by Łöśēr¡ January 16, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is a strange person. She knows a lot of people but doesn’t have a lot of friends. She can be cool if you get to know her but many people don’t want to! Sometimes she can be pretty but sometimes not so much.

You know that girl Alyssa? She’s weirddd.

by johjohseewah December 6, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is the one person who you would never forget. She is one of the nicest people in the world and will do anything to make sure the one she cares about are safe. If you need to cry, she is the one you go to. If you need to laugh, she is the one you go to. If you need to be hugged and cared for, she is the one you go to. Alyssa is beautiful inside out. She has plenty of guys chasing her but if she doesn't like many of them. So if Alyssa likes you make sure you never let her go or mess up because you will always regret it. She is truly amazing.

Alyssa is the greatest girl ever.

by Lagitiscool October 3, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa is a funny, kind, loving person who always has your back. She is beautiful and special in her own ways. She will cheer you up and be one of the best friends that you could ever have. She is a great sister and daughter. She is smart but doesn’t like to show it. Alyssa has lots of friends. She falls for boys easily and will get hurt by the one she likes the most. She will tell the truth when something happens. She can be sassy at times. She likes listening to music and dancing. She is adventurous and likes meeting new and different people. Keep Alyssa close to you and cherish each and every moment you spend with her.

Person 1- “Hey Alyssa!”
Alyssa- “Hey! I love your hair it looks nice!”
Person 1-“Thanks Alyssa! You are so kind!”

by awesome _beautiful October 21, 2019