Moss

Green Homophobic thing from Pikmin

Moss hate the gays

by Devastator's scrotum July 30, 2023

chest moss

Chest Hair

David showed off that chest moss after scoring a home run.

by Noblewolf797 April 10, 2024

Moss Eater'd

getting moss eater'd is when youre absolute ass at lying and everyone calls u out on ur lie bc ur so ass at it

P1: Hey what happened to P3??
P2: They got Moss Eater'd hard time!!!
P1: What did P3 do to get Moss Eater'd?
P4: P3 said the earth was donut shaped and that you cant die from starvation
P1: Wow P3 deserved that

by DawnMacaron May 8, 2024

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

moss

a sexy beast

that person is a total moss

by simpcorner November 27, 2021

Moss

The act of leaping over a defender and catching the football. Named after the great Randy Moss.

Announcer 1: Brett Favre, running around, looking for a receiver and throw a dart to Randy Moss! Leaping over the defender to grab the ball!
Announcer 2: Now that's what you call getting Mossed.

by datdolphinsdudefinfan December 3, 2021

moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.

We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.

by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024