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september 20th

really really tall but mentally little boys are born on this day. he smokes way too much weed and never whiteys. he is somewhat of a mythical creature named alexius strathmobius, and it has been rumoured that he whiteyed on an F-plate blunt. hide ur kids as he likes them too
oh god it’s september 20th, better leave strathmobius milk, cookies and a halfie
by ski279 April 21, 2021
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February 20th

On February 20th we celebrate 2020 day, 2020 day celebrates how we lived threw 2020 and survived.
by Holiday maker April 22, 2021
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January 20th

If your born on this day you have to marry your best friend. This person is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Girls who are born on this day are so fun(But judgemental). Boys born on this day suck. There funny, stupid, and VERY STRONG!
Bestfriend: Whens your birthday?
Birthday girl: Today! January 20th !
Bestfriend: MARRY ME!
by ur-momISMYDAD April 23, 2021
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July 20th

The day the of the moon landing. If this can happen with the computing power of a scientific calculator, anything can. Shoot your shot, take a risk, be a bad ass today.
Me: I'm finally going to talk to the coffee shop girl instead of stuttering at her creepily.

Friend: Hell yeah, ask her out while you're at it. Impossible things happen on July 20th.
by Nyx_Vyx July 6, 2022
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May 20th

Self-parm day. Everyone stops harming themselves and makes a nice Parmesan sandwich.
Girl 1: Hey, it’s may 20th! You know what that means?
Girl 2: No, what is it?
Girl 1: *hands Parmesan sandwich*
by luka<3 July 15, 2022
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20th July

20th July is the international "love confession day". Go confess your love

ALL THE BEST!
Hey so I wanted to confess my love to you today as it is 20th July and i dont want to miss this opportunity. Would you like to go out with me

Yes sure! I would love that. I was meaning to ask you that
by AssItShouldBe July 17, 2022
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July 20th

National slap your crushes ass day and give them hickeys 😋
July 20th: A day for you to be bold with your crush
by Baby girl 😙 July 20, 2022
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