January 20th

introverts are born on this day.

I HATE PEOPLE. i was born January 20th.

by anonymous October 27, 2021

July 20th

the day when me and my husband started our thangalang

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by ViverionSombre December 4, 2025

october 20th

national best couple day! The best couples get together on October 20th

her :did you hear that Hailey and Xavier got together on national best couple day
him: whens national couple day?
her: October 20th silly

by .certified.baaby. May 31, 2021

May 20th

May 20th is know as national Ride your boyfriend like a horse day

Oh hey is that your boyfriend GageMo? You should celebrate May 20th with him!!

by GageMo May 17, 2020

Januar 20th

National kiss Sunniva day, whether you like it or not, you have to kiss Sunniva on Januar 20th. Yes I’m talking about you Jonas.

Random person: Yo, you have to kiss Sunniva bro!
Jonas: Ew, no!
Random person: It’s Januar 20th! Do it!
Jonas: Well i guess..

*smooch smooch* *love love*

by BlueSuedShoe January 15, 2021

August 20th

August 20th is worldwide let-a-nigga hit day! Today any female should let whatever guy who wants hit! And if they cant hit, then at a bare minimum, send a boy some booty pics!!

"Aye bro I cant ever get any bitches" "It's cool bro, it's August 20th! National let-a-nigga hit day!"

by bigbootyhoelover August 20, 2022

20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)

"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"

by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024