Pounder

Any word ending with •er• is a joke waiting to happen.

Jake- Pounder? I barely know her!
Steven- Hahahahaha

by TheFirstSender December 23, 2022

stoner pounder

Someone who is attracted or wants to have sexual intercourse with a stoner

I am such a stoner pounder , I love me some stoner boys

by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021

Pounder

An awesome person that will stand up for their friends and will always punch someone

Dude he is such a pounder!! Don’t look at him directly in the eyes or he is going to punch you!!

by Pounder101 May 8, 2018

30 pounder

when you have a 30 pound cock.

"i got a 30 pounder mate"

by worldrecordbigwshit July 30, 2023

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman

"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"

by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018

pudding pounder

Type of weapon used by native American tribes as a war club.

He pounded him to death with his pudding pounder.

by Kristal the Herman November 22, 2021