Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022
Having missionary sex with your partner, stopping halfway to puke, then finishing the act. Then puking again afterward.
by WKRP in Cincinnati October 05, 2009
Triple penetration of a woman by a single or multiple partners.
"She's a triple pounder and likes every orifice filled"
"She's a triple pounder and likes every orifice filled"
by TripleDip February 15, 2014
by Latch.K December 13, 2021
A EU slang for when a man puts on a Punch and Judy puppet show (with a beginning/middle/end) where the 3rd puppet is his erect penis, and he isn't allowed to cum until the end of the show.
by False Devil July 09, 2023
The pounder is our god and he will protect us from all that is evil. Everybody loves him and should at all costs protect him. You should also pray to him every day or else he will pound you hard. There is no chance to escape to just accept your faith and try not to be pounded.
by Wallahyaaaaao August 28, 2019
A very large joint assembled using 4 ounces of marijuana (quarter pound) and multiple Zig Zag rolling papers (Z's).
by fmitga May 18, 2023