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Wired

When you or someone has a mic on them to record what people are saying.
Are you wired, or with the feds?”
by suraimu May 11, 2021
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Cheese-wire

Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.
A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!
by Tony du sxw2 August 4, 2022
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Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.
Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.
by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022
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Wired silly

Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.
Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.

She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.
by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022
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Remember Your Wiring

It is an unusual saying that compares someone's mind to a wire which can also extend, connect, or even get tangled to other wires. One's thoughts are similar to that, it can often times be complicated.
Always remember your wiring for it is a reminder that life is not simple to figure out.
by nameless-002 July 1, 2022
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wire goo

some dumb shit jeremy said during a harvester stream.
ugh , i stuck my hand in the wire and i got like wire goo on me ugh hold on.
by hmpton August 20, 2022
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Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.
Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.
by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022
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