5 weenies is a slur term used to describe the act of having a rough childhood. This is particularly used when somebody is burned with a kettle on the side of their face by there very own mother who abandons them and leaves them and their siblings with an abusive fire extinguisher of a Father and they get accepted into a prestigious school where they will accuse somebody of being a secret love child.
The slur 5 weenies is often defined as:
My โname ๐ is ๐ not โ five ๐ weenies ๐ญ I ๐ฅ am ๐ Shotoโ from ๐ณU.A. ๐ซ and ๐ I ๐ wanna โจ be ๐ซ a ๐ hero๐ โ๏ธ My ๐จ ๐ฆfather ๐ง Endeavor ๐ฅ is currently โณ the number one ๐ฏ hero โ but โ to be ๐ quite ๐ frank ๐ i've ๐ always ๐ก hated ๐ข him ๐ and โน want ๐ค to ๐ forge ๐ my ๐ own path ๐บ in ใฐ๏ธ the ใฝ๏ธ world ๐ of ๐ pros ๐ My ๐ง childhood ๐ฆ was ๐ง less ๐ฆ than ๐ nothing ๐ you ๐ see ๐ so ๐คง I ๐felt ๐ณ๏ธ ๐ like-
My โname ๐ is ๐ not โ five ๐ weenies ๐ญ I ๐ฅ am ๐ Shotoโ from ๐ณU.A. ๐ซ and ๐ I ๐ wanna โจ be ๐ซ a ๐ hero๐ โ๏ธ My ๐จ ๐ฆfather ๐ง Endeavor ๐ฅ is currently โณ the number one ๐ฏ hero โ but โ to be ๐ quite ๐ frank ๐ i've ๐ always ๐ก hated ๐ข him ๐ and โน want ๐ค to ๐ forge ๐ my ๐ own path ๐บ in ใฐ๏ธ the ใฝ๏ธ world ๐ of ๐ pros ๐ My ๐ง childhood ๐ฆ was ๐ง less ๐ฆ than ๐ nothing ๐ you ๐ see ๐ so ๐คง I ๐felt ๐ณ๏ธ ๐ like-
by anonymous December 8, 2021
Get the 5 Weeniesmug. by Mr. Ian Maya Bavitz June 7, 2011
Get the Fast 5mug. Although it is a popular song, Mambo No. 5 is a term that is used to describe an individual taking a shit.
I found it difficult to take a piss when I saw Kyle run into the stall. It sounded like he was doing the Mambo No. 5
by Tony_Roshel June 20, 2018
Get the Mambo No. 5mug. Him: hey do you want to go out with me?
Her: What really? i thought you would never tell me that,
Him: itโs December 5 AKA national ask your crush out day
Her: What really? i thought you would never tell me that,
Him: itโs December 5 AKA national ask your crush out day
by hickorydick December 5, 2020
Get the December 5mug. An expression used on the internet and Xbox LIVE meaning "for life." This phrase is making fun of when people use "4 life." It was popularized by Team ICE.
by TEAM NCIE November 22, 2009
Get the 5 lifemug. by TheWisrLover October 28, 2019
Get the January 5mug. 