Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis

That guy wearing two glasses look like you

by Sumonethatisnice May 29, 2022

two fingers up

two fingers up if im fit

russel:oi!am i fit?
stacey: yea!
russel:put two fingers up then

by lilysbigfatass June 4, 2022

Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022

one-two

usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling

mandem that’s my one-two relax broski

by webromani June 5, 2022

Two fingers up

A pose where someone is holding up 2 fingers mean they are madly in love with you.

Did you see her with two fingers up in that photo? She wanna give you big ass kiss

by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022

Two fingers up

A pose where someone is putting two fingers up means they are madly in love with you

Did you see her put two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass motherfucking kiss

by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022

Yes Two!!

This is what you say when you're super happy about something that has went right, or is going to go right in your life.

Such as getting a pure sweet feed from the Golden Chipper in Limavady!

Husband says excitedly: - We're getting a Golden Chipper tonight!
Wife Shouts with joy:- "Yes two!!"

by P-ChessNut December 10, 2021