Bubba’s bear

A nickname creative enough to be used on your partner. Such as their lovey nickname.

Girl: Bubba’s bear!
Guy: that’s me

by SaltyDinosaurs November 07, 2017

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 24, 2025

Friendship Bear

A Bear you buy with friends for no reason at Build a Bear and run it of money.

“Yo we just bought a friendship Bear for no reason but we love him!”

by TheHelpfulChild August 07, 2019

nathy bear

Gets so many women. His massive 13 inch cock destroys buildings and all the men's insides.

"Hello Nathy Bear"
"OH FUCK! I'M CUMMING"

by FrozenShadow January 03, 2023

bear hanky

A man’s special cloth utilized in
Post coital cleanup.

The mess was so much, he whipped out his bear hanky to clean it up!

by Capn Oxoff August 04, 2022

The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024