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park head

the kind of rumor that dumbasses start for attention because, ya know. geneseo.
oh shit man did u hear about chris? i heard he gave jay some park head.
by bitchhoe6969 April 22, 2019
mugGet the park headmug.

parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.
I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.
by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015
mugGet the parking deadmug.

Molly Park

Fighting while high on methylenedioxymethamphetamine aka MDMA/Ecstacy/Molly.
"I'm fighting when I'm off the Ecstacy-That's a Molly Park, yeah"
-Jarad Higgins
mugGet the Molly Parkmug.

Stay out of parking lots

Me (Who just pulled at at Walmart) 😨
Some Guy "Stay out of parking lots!"

Hym 😨 "Oh God no! "
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
mugGet the Stay out of parking lotsmug.

rowan parkes

this absolute beauty goes around and bags all malorys
so if your girl is named malory.. watch out!
he be bagging everyone he sees aii
by row! April 12, 2023
mugGet the rowan parkesmug.

telopea park school

a school full of dumbasses in which saying one word will get you bashed. student services doesn't do shit in that school, they sit around on there asses hanging LGBT flags in every corner of the hallways. most teachers are above the age of 60 and on the verge of death, students think they're cool for wearing Nike tn's and acting like eshays. the bathrooms smell like vapes and weed
telopean 1: you hear about that school near manuka, telopea park school?
telopean 2: yeah I went there. it's shit
by barkbark123_4 September 11, 2023
mugGet the telopea park schoolmug.

Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?
by Jonnyd January 11, 2014
mugGet the Parking Lot Amnesiamug.

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