Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

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T on C

Tongue on clit; sexual reference from “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before”

Lara Jean: What do you wanna know?
Girl: Everything. When? How? How far? H on B? H on C? H up and down on P? T on C?

by HaiitsmeJJ! December 29, 2024

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Mr. C

An absolute hottie.

“Yeah he’s hot, but he’s not Mr. C” *sighs swooningly*

by Mr. C lover December 5, 2023

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C - 2

Another way of spelling "C2". The infamous granola bar stealer.

(See: C2)

Person 1: C - 2 stole all my granola bars when he came over to my house!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

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c-white

Cocaine
(linked to the song of the same name by phuma)

I added some c-white to make an israeli joint

Baby girl, why you all up on me? we both know that the c-white makes us horny.

look I'm making c-white, all day all night.

by Chocy Milk January 15, 2021

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