both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Bean

Cracked, insanely good at video games.

“He’s a straight bean”

by Djshbabsx November 3, 2020

Bean

Cracked, insanely good at video games.

"Yoooooo, he's a straight bean"

by creatorofthebean November 3, 2020

Bean

BEAN(S) - a slang term commonly used to describe or refer to pills; Pharmaceutically-made in a laboratory OR made in the "street", a.k.a. pressed pills. When someone says "Bean(s)", they are USUALLY referring to Percocet or OxyCotin. They are usually either smoked on foil with a tooter or straw (freebased), crushed up into a powder and snorted, or they are swallowed like normal pills.

"I'm about to smoke a couple beans"

"I'm about to hit my plug up and see if he still has any beans"

"He ate two beans earlier and now he's nodding out hella hard"

by Rick James n' Morty November 4, 2020

bean

chubby, short, and compact

Papyrus looked over, taking in sans before shaking his head, "YOU ARE SO SHORT YOU ARE A FUCKING BEAN, BROTHER!!!". Sans dead panned.

by reggneggegg November 5, 2020

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020