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squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal
by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019
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Mr. Milk Dud

a big ole meanie pants who has 30 mental disabilities including autism, half a brain, etc. and he is a sarcastic prick becuase he is a d
he got a small d and look like a milk dud Mr. Milk Dud
by w3845689w734ytiqwlfeui23wlgksy September 30, 2019
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Milked

To be milked is to be drained of cum from your girl. Usually the affects of being milked are most prominent right after the orgasm and the day after, where your dick is so sensitive that even the slightest touch can cause discomfort. Being milked usually occurs after sex at least three times in a night and it is a state of complete and utter relaxation. Usually after being milked you will have the best sleep of your life.
Holy shit dude my girl milked me so hard last night
by Peoeowpwkjrifwksk29374 March 9, 2022
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milk smile

Jokey expression for straight female sexual pleasure by proxy.
Me nethers need a milk smile pronto!”, meaning I need to feel a guy come inside me soon!
by Montbéliard April 12, 2024
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milk disease

milk disease is what you get when you have drank more milk than water for over a week
lexie: i haven’t drank water in a week but i have drank lots of milk

abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!
by milkymoo February 7, 2020
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