May 25

National give a pretty girl 5 bucks day

Bro 1: dude haven’t you heard it’s the 25th?
Bro 2: dudeee since it’s may 25th, i have to give a pretty girl 5 bucks then
Bro 1: i love you bro
Bro 2: i love you too bro

by SkibidiRizzler69 May 25, 2024

May 24

May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.

Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-

by Johnathan From Church December 31, 2021

May 14th

The day pretty ass people were born.

Person 1: Hey Ri’s birthday is on May 14th!
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.

by novAsworldd May 6, 2023

May 15th

may 15 is show a nigga yo tits

it’s May 15th baby girl i’ll shoot your house up if you don’t show me them

by niggballs72yt May 15, 2024

may 14

national kiss henry tran good night day

damn its may 14, come here henry

by candice dic May 13, 2020

Mai

An instrument used during sex and no I didn't just make this up

"That mai went hard af 🤤"

by Wank_skank_0 bank October 16, 2020

May 25

Adorable People are born on this day. If someone is born on this day, give them a hug!

May 25: Good day!
Jamie: Hey Kaydee isn't it your birthday today?
Kaydee: Yes it is!
Jamie: Happy Birthday! -hug-

by HAll3 April 4, 2022