wet

your girl when she sees me

you: babe your so wet
your gf: do you blame me have you seen that man

you:bruh

by noobsex69420 April 14, 2021

Wet watch

When Pooch is being a pretty girl and a sad giraffe all the while blowing up the group text. 🤣

Pooch just wet watched the shit outta the group text.

by Mr. Donktionary April 5, 2021

Wet Dog

A wet top is a term used to define a characteristic of a white person.

"Oh did you know, Jay doesn't wash his ass with water after he has had a shit!"

"Ew thats proper wet dog behaviour you know!"

by Hahahaahah12334676 December 24, 2017

Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019

Wet Zeppole

Cumming on a girls face then blasting her face with a hand full of powdered sugar.

Similar to antiquing.

I nailed this smokeshow the other night and when I pulled out, she let me nail her face with the old Wet Zeppole

by Ccs2233 November 24, 2024

wet phil

The act of licking your entire palm into a nice frothy lather then smearing it on an unsuspecting friends face.

Oh man, she totally just got a Wet Phil from that guy.

by Hourswillgetyou February 28, 2016

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017