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urban dictionary police 

The process by which a seemingly random group people at the Urban Dictionary, without rhyme or reason rejects your brilliant, apropos, relevant, timely and eloquent definition of things begging to be defined.
Floozednightch: Such a brilliant word to describe a "gasoline powered turtleneck sweater." Talk about your relevance?! ..everyone's wearing one, everyone's talking about them, the stores can't keep them in stock, and they're all over social media!!! The garment begs for a single word definition! Dam you urban dictionary police!
urban dictionary police by ribick November 5, 2018
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Urban dictionary thing 

AN urban dictionary thing is a joke or example said on urban dictionary for the joke, take nothing here literally

Urban Dictionary is immature 

It real is

Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors 

The person group that have no life and tend to reject your word definition submissions.
These people are the largest virgins known to man, not even 4chan members can compete.
Friend: You should define that word and publish it on Urban Dictionary
Me: Good idea let me do it.
*10 minutes later*
Editors: We have rejected your word.
Me: Oh no the Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors rejected my word :(

urban dictionary zombie 

When you spend 420 hours on urban dictionary and can only speak in definitions
Guy 1: woah look at guy 2
Guy 2: aaaaaa March 12th the most beautiful aaaaaa potetic person aaaa was born aaaaaa
Guy 3: yup he's definitely turned into a urban dictionary zombie

Urban Dictionary Peers 

Biased, racist, losers that can’t take a joke
These urban dictionary peers really are pansies

urban dictionary editors 

The type of person who will deny your definition which is;
A. The only definition of that.
B. Unbias
C. Factual
D. Little to no grammatical errors

I bet they won't even pass this, unless the find it funny. Most of them don't even read all of it.
person after spending half an hour on a accurate definition: man i hope i get this passed
urban dictionary editors: haha deny go "Keep out!"