two face

Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.

Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!

by mama_jazz August 10, 2016

Tennessee two-step

The Tennessee two-step is the act of performing anal sex on a woman who is on the verge of severe diarrhea. The goal of the two step is to have a third partner in waiting that will, via a tag team method, switch places with the man fucking the woman in the ass in an attempt to replace his penis with the other penis and not have any diarrhea fall out.

Tennessee two-step

Last Friday me and Timmy we’re doing a Tennessee two-step on this big chick but Timmy missed timed his placement and now I can’t sleep in my room .

by Archibald P. Biggums Esq. November 13, 2020

two night house

a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.

the houses in The Colony, Texas

Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.

by That Girl That Stalked You March 20, 2011

Two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle

This is a popular british challenge that consists of getting two oranges (small ones preferably) and putting colgate toothpaste in the middle of them and then eating them.

Yo bro, I'm gonna do the two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle tommorrow, it's gonna blow up!
What? Nah you're crazy man!

by ElAlfaElJefe April 29, 2025

Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.

Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.

by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014

two tap rule

When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.

Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.

by Nineteen Percent December 19, 2017

Two

A green number from The Power Of Two (youtube)

They have silly powers and can like kill people and stuff its really cool

Hey two when you bake a cake decorate it take it to the players who are save that how you know it's cake at staaaakkkkeeee

by Gay furry porn 2 7 6 3 October 9, 2023