My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Whittle's Law states that the only reason why someone or a group of people would willingly do something which makes themselves look bad is because the only alternatives would make them look even worse.
Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.
by Demon Cyborg October 18, 2020
Originating from an urban dictionary word titled Bidoof’s Law, Bifloof's law states in summary that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn”.
bifloof's law strikes again
by MisterPeanut April 14, 2020
"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 02, 2018
A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 02, 2016
There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
by Land00 November 06, 2020
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