Salt Facts

When someone states facts that turn out to be horseshit when looked up

Gopi gazed on the iodized salt in my house and stated with conviction that the iodized salt makes you dumber which turned out to be absolute horseshit when looked up, hence the origin of salt Facts.

Salt Facts by anonymous May 22, 2023

Saltdigger 

A person only capable of eating foods with salt

A: I can't eat this
B: Why?
A: It doesn't have salt
B: You're such a saltdigger

Saltdigger by NatIsTheBest May 27, 2023

Sally 

a stupid mfer who joined the myth fam at a random ass point and made a stupid ass group called “wpz” (wendys playzone) or whatever she so unbelievably ridiculously trashy simultaneously grandrously interest super zest fest do your best get some rest compressed not blessed do your best extreminated pest birds nest asshole

Whole ass myth fam: fuck u Sally

Sally by spacemanishere49 June 7, 2023

Sally 

formed a stupid group called “the wpz”

Sally: hi im back from my “summer break”
Everyone else: *curses her out* fuck u Sally

Sally by spacemanishere49 June 7, 2023

SALT

When you see someone with their lover/partner infrunt of you and you

1.dont have a lover

Or
2 your lover isn't with you atm

The phrase SALT is commonly used by the kittitian youths

Being salt isn't a bad thing but one might go into a deep depression of being to single by being salt

For example
1.Your with you friend group and your friend and her boyfriend starts kissing or hugging

The others in the friend group:

You got we feel salt boii

Other ways of saying SALT is
1.Salt nf
2.A salt boii
3.S.A.L.T salt

4. A FVKIN SALT!!!
5. A salt😭😭
Etc..

SALT by Kittitian youth June 16, 2023

Sally sour puss

Sally sour puss is the feminine version to chass sorry ass. It is used to describe a (feminine) person who is always looking for sympathy or pity

A: nobody likes me I'm so ugly
B God you're such a Sally sour puss

Sally sour puss by Pinkydash August 2, 2023

salted his beard 

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.

Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.

salted his beard by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023