the piss master

The master of piss and pissing

j: who are you?

d: I am the piss master

by ThePissMaster April 26, 2024

the piss

The piss, brittish slang /swearword.
It's important to sak THE piss and not A piss

Did you just eat that?! Are you taking The piss

by Dank memes melts steelbeams November 14, 2017

Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

Piss

The thing Sniper from TF2 throws at people.

"Jarate!"
"What the fuck?! You just got piss all over me!"

by Itznoone May 25, 2023

Piss baby

someone whos just a whiney little bitch and a total asshat

"bros such a piss baby."

by Br34dStickZ May 31, 2025

De-pissing

The process of depissing some in which you - with consent - roofie them, feed them lots of water and liquids before pushing down on their stomach forcing them to pee all while they are asleep.

Yo, I heard Deana got de-pissed by Josh!

I heard Sandra likes de-pissing.

by Dimmadem April 3, 2022

Piss-fart

A word to describe someone doing something unhelpful, or nothing at all. Usually slang used in Australia. Term is followed up by ‘around’

Similar phrases include ‘mess around’ and ‘do f*ck all’

“Yeah I did nothing but piss-fart around for an hour”
“What are you doing? Piss-farting around?”

by Zipes July 23, 2023