Mexican pork roast

When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs

Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast

by Theholeycrap November 25, 2015

Mexican door knober

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.

Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!

by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011

Mexican

A guy named usually named alex that signed up for the Puddle Pirates but hides it by saying he joined the Army

Hey do you know that Mexican?

Yeah that’s my friend Alex!

He’s a liar!

by BubbaTheBungue March 2, 2024

Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.

person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"

by JakkieChan69 May 18, 2020

Mexican

People who illegally cross the border to the U.S

-Hey! Look at that mexican hanging from that truck.
-Dude, he’s actually crossing the border.
-Fucking beaner, he’s going to rape the hell out of everyone

by Putard April 24, 2018

mexican rough rider

When a woman puts hot sauce on your dick and rides it till it's raw.

Dude, me and that girl at the party did the Mexican Rough rider in the bathroom I still can't feel my crotch.

by rarooklol May 18, 2016

Mexican Dogshit

A joint or a blunt that contains dogshit rolled into it.

Stoner 1: Wanna roll one?
Stoner 2: Hell yeah! I wanna try that Mexican dogshit!
Stoner 1: You're retarded as hell, bruh...

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 10, 2024