short law

short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.
dude did you try to punch me? i didnt even feel it.

Im short and im aloud to do that. its short law
by soybean101 October 16, 2020
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The sacred sister law

The sacred sister law states that “If you find news or information that makes you feel uncomfortable, you must share it to your sister”.
The sacred sister law: Brit and char are sisters. Brit found a video about an onion that made her feel uncomfortable. Brit shared the video to Char.
by Shhhitsbrit November 21, 2022
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beaver in law

When two chicks have shared the same dick
Hey I didn’t know you fucked him. That makes us beaver in laws.
by Her utr July 25, 2021
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Law of averages

A water ingression problem
Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit
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Kremlin's Law

As Orwell Warned Us, Russian bots and trolls will attack anyone who points out the fact that Russian bots and trolls are Russian bots and trolls -- and, further, Russian bots and trolls will accuse the real people of being bots and trolls!

Included in Putin's "Active Measures."
"Did you see that guy STILL arguing that Russia Russia Russia had nothing to do with the theft of the 2016 election?"
"Even after everyone, from the GOP Senate to Trump itself, admitted that Russia began its interference campaign in 2014? Well, I guess Kremlin's Law won't be repealed before Putin is dead."
by the modhatter June 26, 2024
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Roon’s law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the original discoverer
"You hear about Roon’s law?”

"Yah man but funny thing. It was made by this guy called Andrew Reed"
by Martian bot December 27, 2021
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great-grandnephew-in-law

My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 07, 2021
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