first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-thrice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-thrice-removed.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

grandaunt-in-law

1- Granduncle's wife.
2- Spouse's grandaunt.

My grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

cousin-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

co-great-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's wife.

My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

grandchild-in-law

The spouse of one's grandchild.

My grandchild-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

Sinnott's Law

A law which dictates that "Places Which Can Sell A Keychain Will Sell A Keychain"

Ah, a keychain for the Eiffel Tower, guess that's just Sinnott's Law

by Rhsjhxjand November 13, 2023