Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Forest Fire

When a Woman is trying to find the Dick inside the man's bush and sucks it off

She tried to find my forest fire last night

by WoodyTheFukBoi May 12, 2018

Alabama Fire Extinguisher

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.

David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire

by King_Toxic February 12, 2025

Fire in the hole

The act of lighting a candle and putting it in your partners hole during sex and yelling “FIRE IN THE HOLE”

Wife: honey let’s try something new
Husband: how about fire in the hole

by Brad with a chad May 15, 2019

Fire drill

A practice where the fire marshal visits the building to release a fire hornrt nest, which fear people enough for them to evacuate the building without the need for the fire alarm. A few people will get stung by fire hornrts on the way out of the building

The fire drill was scary yesterday!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

Fire

Street name for the drug Carfentanil

"Dude, they OD'ed cuz someone cut their dope with fire"

by _theskyishigh January 1, 2022