Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

A. B. C. D. E. F.

An acronym for “Asses Break, but the Call of Duty Endures Forever”

Mike: You just fractured your tailbone, why are you still going to the competition?
Steve: A. B. C. D. E. F.
Mike: …I see.

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

c-shr

cum scraping whore rag

god! shannon is such a c-shr

by jamiamson January 17, 2008

F-O-C

"Farting on Command"
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.

Farting is easier when you F-O-C!

by Bob Barker Boped You May 13, 2012

Jacob C

In the negatives for rizz. Wards away women. But we still love him! (He will never pull)

"Do you see that dude? He's such a Jacob C."

by harperbigL April 27, 2023

s or c

s or c is “squirt or cream.the question originated in warren high school🤟🏽

“fred do you like s or c” “jasmine do you s or c”

by kaiya🤟🏽 January 28, 2022