mystical taco

Sometimes used when referring to a woman's vagina

Did you get any love last night ???

"Yeah ...she gave me a piece of her mystical taco "

by CaseDaGreat May 31, 2017

jailbird taco

A woman sneaks drugs or other items into prison by putting them inside her pussy.

That jailbird taco just snuck two pounds of coke into federal prison!!!! DAMN her shit must be loose!!!!!

by Jimma2899 June 1, 2017

Taco Village

A restaurant in Alva, Oklahoma that serves a rare delicacy of strictly microwaved Mexican food.

Hey man, you wanna go eat at Taco Village?

by Taco Village June 8, 2017

greasy taco stamp

When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.

Matt: Bro, what is on your face

Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.

by Diablo8195 June 11, 2017

Taco watcher

A female who has been selected to watch another female pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a taco watcher this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

Spicy Taco

When a woman farts and the bubbles roll up her vagina

I farted. Spicy taco!

by Fenix21 June 18, 2017

taco taint

The female equililant to a cock block

Don't taco taint my ass bitch, he's hot.

by Biggie Bigs June 20, 2017