i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008

t.s.

the abbreviation used in porn magazines meaning "a transexual person"

i was looking through a porn magazine and it read t.s. next to this hot ass picture of some girl....i found out what it meant the hard way

by Stephanini June 21, 2008

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy On a Rainy Tuesday

by smokey the bear July 7, 2003

Dot my I's and cross my T's.

Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.

"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.

by jesushater December 1, 2009

R-O-T-F-L-O-L

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

by Ryan Fleming October 27, 2006

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Nukkas
Either
Winning
Pimpin
Or
Runnin
Thangs

Say mayne u gotta n-e-w-p-o-r-t

by Thowd July 24, 2008

T.S

Trill Stoner which is a Slang for somebody who smokes cannabis wisely,peacefully and often in order to keep it real and true so trill . Most people would talk them down as if they are better, though they often consume poisons such as alcohol and caffeine. Stoners are generally a friendly minority, peaceful, and harmless. The arrogant people bitching about them smoking marijuana, they are usually bigger problems then the people they denounce.

Damn homie ... this nigguh get a T.S on the chain , he is the realest mf around and is my best customer

by Toto.Squillacci October 14, 2011