hairless Rat

Very rational but super dumb and funny but ignorant and beautiful

Me: oh hey hairless rat!!!
hairless rat: bro wtf I’m not that much of a hairless rat!!

by Broomrat <3 December 30, 2022

River Rat

People from California and Arizona who spend their days off at the Colorado River.

The Parker Strip is flooded with River Rats during the summer.

by Lucy Pher December 30, 2022

mp rat

losers that have no life and just hang out at mp (millennium place) all day and don’t even do anything there.

person1: what are you doing today
person2: just hanging out at mp

person1: i my god you’re such a mp rat

by ihatesherwoodpark November 13, 2018

Laotian rat tail

Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.

Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.

Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.

Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.

Person 2: Uh, my bad.

by Glok November 13, 2018

Whole Wheat Rat

A person who has lots of multi grains. They are a person who has a fantasy for rats and they like to make innapropriate jokes. This type of person is a rat and hates neo nazis and furries.

That humanoid is a whole wheat rat.

by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus November 19, 2018

tab rat

One who keeps multiple tabs open on their computer browser. Tab rats seldom close a tab and at times have so many open they slowdown or crash their computer. Confronted with unwanted audio playback they can have trouble finding the source as they sort through tab after tab. Analogous to a pack rat.

My mom the tab rat tortures her computer, never closing a tab on her browser while complaining about how slowly it runs.

by farbolous November 22, 2018

UD Rat

UD Rat (Urban Dictionary Rat) is another name for people who spread out peoples' names (most likely their crush) in a sexual matter to people all around the globe 🌎.

There are so many UD Rats on the Urban Dictionary!

by The guy he is looking for November 23, 2018