May 11th

International pet day. Love your pet even more than normal on May 11th :3

Sal: "Hey! It's May 11th! Sorry Bella, I need to love my cat!"
Bella: "That's fine, I was gonna cancel anyways! I need to give my dog the most love he's ever gotten!!!"

by hhttps_ellll January 11, 2024

May 30

Take a shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney you should do the wocky slosh on me because it's may 30th

by Yu3047 May 30, 2024

Molest Marco May

Whenever the month is may, you our obliged to molest any person named marco

Yo lets get marco, it's molest marco may

by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024

May 31st

NATIONAL pussy day

You have to send a pic of your pussy to your Bf

hey it’s may 31st you know what that means

by mytopono May 30, 2022

Lily-may

lily-may is a kind caring person, she is a person that will call all night and call all-day.
she will be your best friend and will listen to you no matter what
if you annoy her she will slap you and be done with it
she also be very fit

person 1 - you know lily-may
person 2 - yeah

person 3 - she be smoking hot

by jerseytbw October 14, 2020

May 19th

May 19th is the day that you HAVE to kiss your girlfriend because your 6 month anniversary was yesterday and so meet her in the cafeteria bathroom tmrw morning (only if you want)

"oh its may 19th, i have to kiss my gf"

"okay shes in the bathroom"

pls let me post this now i dont want to write a example

by bow.for.all.penises May 18, 2021

harli-mai

A beautiful girl, who stays strong when things get tuff, with confidence and pride. Harli-mai may be down sometimes but that will not stop her. She has a larger group of friends that care and love for her.

Harli-Mai is a beautiful girl

by Hghtbf December 29, 2016