May 5th

Hey bro it’s May 5th, let me lick your asshole
by julianlake May 04, 2022
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May 5th

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry

1: “can i be your geometry?”
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May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love
Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!
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May 5th

On may 5th Kiss your best fiend and see if they like it
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may 5th

hey it’s may 5th send me ur hands😍
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May 5th

“Todays May 5th. I should send CJ some nudes after he gets off work”
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May 5th

show brandon your titties (specifically after school)
by Ball2zero May 05, 2022
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