Kiss Ass lamm

Someone who wants to flatter someone in every way because they desperately want their approval

Brooks lamm Deleted that video because he’s kiss ass Lamm bitch mutha fucka who wants nothing but Joesph karnath to like him and approve of him

by Nickthesmokerfan101 March 11, 2020

Kiss Count

The number of people someone's kissed

Bro 1: What's your kiss count this year?
Bro 2: 3.
Bro 1: Damn I've got 6 just this week.

by anon54718463528 April 9, 2023

National Kiss And Cuddle Day

January 3rd is national kiss and cuddle day! Grab your partner and shower them with kisses and cuddles!

Person: "Today is January 3rd!"
Partner: "You know what that means."

Both: NATIONAL KISS AND CUDDLE DAY!

by 464Y1D10T December 27, 2021

Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!

Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!

by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

Viper kiss

When a woman gives a guy a blowjob, and after he ejaculates in her mouth, she cocks back her head and spits the load of semen in his face like a viper.

She gave him a viper kiss after sucking his cock last night! She spit it right in his face!

by PuggyJones April 8, 2016