John Paul II

The only canonized Saint involved in pedophilia scandal

John Paul II protected pedophile priests when he was Archbishop of Krakow in Poland

by dildo777 June 14, 2023

John Hancock Academy

A place for the following

• whores

• chaw boys

• rednecks

• autistic

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018

reverse john wick

When a dog kills a human, so a human starts murdering all the dogs associated with it. So like John Wick in Reverse.

Theres this fucking retarded dog going around shooting other dogs.

Oh so its a reverse john wick then right?

by 1962 August 25, 2018

Long John Silver

Another word for a man's penis. Commonly used as a replacement word on radio stations to avoid using derogatory language.

"he used his Long John Silver to write his name in the snow."

by Andyisbored May 20, 2022

John "Johno" Johnson

A threesome only involving Johnson (aka penis) owning participants.
This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"

John "Johno" Johnson

"What did you get up to over the weekend?"

"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"

by Skin-e! March 13, 2022

John Andrew Constantino

He's one of the leaders of the bulbol cartel(lead by alias lotenzo, and alias lewis). He is known for being the mastermind of their smuggle of sperm across the world.

Putangina John Andrew Constantino. Ang pogi mo

by Heizenberk March 16, 2022

John Lewis

A person who screams way too much and sexually identifies as a Johnbat. A person who is 500% white but still claims to be 50% Native American because his dad is 25% Native American. Also a world renowned singer most well known the Legacy of a Legend John Lewis edition game of the year edition. He holds a high fear of Mexicans with praying Mantises. Also that one guy.

Rebeca: I am partially Native American

John Lewis: I am better than you because I am 50007% Native American therefore I am truly better than you will ever hope to be

by Yoloswagbot December 13, 2017