Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.
"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."
by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025
Get the Parker's Lawmug. "So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"
by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024
Get the Warowl's First Law of Game Designmug. by Menthro May 5, 2023
Get the Eric's Lawmug. 
Get the co-aunt-in-lawmug. If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.
"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."
"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
by Waverunner December 12, 2020
Get the Link's Lawmug. The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.
Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law
by warmongler December 21, 2023
Get the warmongler lawmug. A Genuine Guy Who Has A Heart Of Gold And Loves Like He Hasn't Been Hurt And Lives Every Day As Though Its Heaven On Earth..
by Dinkii23 March 14, 2017
Get the david george lawmug.